Ohhohoho!
Guys, what’s your sign again?
Hahahaha!
white coat
My mom’s complaining of low back pain. I did some “history taking” and then told her to apply hot compress and if it still bothers her or if the pain persists or aggravates, she better consult a doctor. And then..
Mommy: Nako, ayaw ko pumunta sa Doctor, kung ano ano na naman sasabihin nila tapos pababalikin ka lagi para kumita.
Me: O, eh di wag na ako magdoktor ma. Wala ka naman palang tiwala sa doktor.
Mommy: Hmmmmp..
Me: Ayaw mo talaga magpadoctor?
Mommy: Wag na.
Me: Sige, ipacheck-up mo na lang pag malala na ah? Takot ka ata sa doktor eh.
Mommy: Hindi..wala lang akong tiwala sa mga doktor na yan.
Me: Eh kanino ka then magtitiwala? Sa albularyo?
Mommy: Basta..
Me: Hindi ka maniniwala sa doktor na nag-aral ng Medicine ng ilang taon?
Mommy: (begins to keep quiet)
Me: Eh kanino ka maniniwala nyan?!
Mommy: (keeps quiet)
Me: (muhaha! :D)
malaya
While watching the morning news, a marquee flashed at the bottom of the tv screen saying:
“MALAYA: Ampatuan probe resumes next year”
Then our helper goes (with emotion)..
Grabe, bakit naman pinalaya yung Ampatuan auntie (my mom)? Eh ang dami dami niyang pinapatay eh. Kawawa naman sila. Ano ba naman yan!
We all LOL.
Em, MALAYA yung pangalan ng newspaper! Hindi si Ampatuan ang malaya! XD
To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;
To leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is the meaning of success.
“
| — | Ralph Waldo Emerson (via siximpossiblethings) (via fuckyeahhappy) (via goldness) |
